I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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