Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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