Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
