Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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