I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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