like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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