I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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