soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Randomize
