he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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