Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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