I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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