Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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