4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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