ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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