It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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