I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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