Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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