Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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