Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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