the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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