C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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