I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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