You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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