should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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