Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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