it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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