After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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