My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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