PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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