Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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