I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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