I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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