Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
We had to coat check the pizza.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
