I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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