Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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