oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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