yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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