Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
just found out that she named her cat after me.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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