How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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