jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
im having a threesome with these popsicles
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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