when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
