its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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