i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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