I love black thongs
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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