I love black thongs
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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