She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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