What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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