He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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