If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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