What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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