don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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