Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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